Tuesday, December 9, 2008

The Dancing Bellies



I was travelling from Canada to Dallas, Texas, and of course, my flight was delayed.
I had a few hours to spare at the Toronto Airport and guess what I did, seated comfortably?
YES I WATCHED ALL THE BIG LADIES crossing my path. It has become one of my favourite activities.
I saw some beautiful ones, but not so many well dressed, I have to admit. There was always some part that did not work with the rest. Either the bra was not supportive enough or the shirt was too tight, or too short, and THE BELLIES WERE DANCING!

Now I’m gonna be frank. Please don’t leave shocked, read ‘till the end and remember that this is between us ladies, nobody else is listening.

I HATE DANCING BELLIES! I don’t think that being Beautiful means being Natural in all circumstances. I know, we can’t be beautiful at all times.

But isn’t it fun to FEEL BEAUTIFUL at all times?

I like the DANCING BEHINDS (well nothing we can do about it, not like we could stop them), but the BELLIES, I can’t help it. And I always notice them. And I can’t take my eyes off them.

Now bear with me.

I have a belly gravitating towards the floor too (it’s called aging!) so, believe me, I know what I’m talking about.

I find BIG WOMEN beautiful naked. Not half naked with stuff created for small women.

Actually, if you want a sexy outfit for BIG WOMEN in the bedroom, go ask Senegalese women, they know it all! Beads around the belly, dancing and noisy (the beads) to remind the gentleman what’s hidden there, and a small “pagne” (rectangle material that you wrap around you) to hide what he has to imagine. It suits every size. Clic on the picture to get educated by Senegalese artists on this highly important subject.

Okay, back to my subject.

Why not wear proper plus size underwear that keeps everything together? Nobody will know that you are not wearing a string and it will make you look much better.
Don’t worry, I am not saying that you should look like a skinny person, guess what, you are not! But you have to know your “assets”.

Nobody is perfect and we all need a “touch up”: make up, hairdresser, hair removal, etc... So don’t give me the Natural Beauty thing.

The tight underwear that goes up on the stomach, I see it as a temporary liposuction.

When you are back at home, don’t think twice: Wander in your Beautiful Naked You.

That was my thought for the week.

Catherine LG

Ottawa, November 24th, 2008

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