Carole and Cora’s diet!
I know, I know. This is pure jealousy! What can I say, I can’t help it.
I’m sure all of you have gone through that “moment” in the past:
2 ladies at the office decided TO GO ON DIET.
YET YOU ARE THE BIGGEST PERSON IN THE OFFICE.
You look at them, look again and think: WHY?
Yeah, yeah, I know, to be healthier, to feel better (have you noticed that no woman would say to look better?). At their previous size I would have felt better already.
NO
I’ll tell you WHY they did IT:
To annoy you.
To make you feel ashamed.
To make you feel that you should be THE ONE doing IT.
To make you feel bad when you eat your CHICKEN & FRIES when they are eating SALAD.
Cora even brings SALAD at lunch for the both of them!
I am telling you, THEY GET ON MY NERVES!
And the COMPLIMENTS? I could die!
Oh you look good!
Oh look at her!
WOW you look incredible!
Even me I say all that good stuff. And you know WHY?
BECAUSE IT’S TRUE!
CORA, CAROLE, YOU LOOK GREAT!
And I love you.
And Yes, I am jealous but I KNOW it has nothing to do with YOU.
Of course, WHY you did it has nothing to do with me.
YOU DID IT FOR YOURSELF.
And WHY I don’t do it has ALL to do with me.
But your diet reminds me everyday that I don’t know WHY I AM NOT GIVING IT A TRY although I KNOW that I would feel so much better.
Carole, Cora,
YOU GO GIRLS!
I know, I know. This is pure jealousy! What can I say, I can’t help it.
I’m sure all of you have gone through that “moment” in the past:
2 ladies at the office decided TO GO ON DIET.
YET YOU ARE THE BIGGEST PERSON IN THE OFFICE.
You look at them, look again and think: WHY?
Yeah, yeah, I know, to be healthier, to feel better (have you noticed that no woman would say to look better?). At their previous size I would have felt better already.
NO
I’ll tell you WHY they did IT:
To annoy you.
To make you feel ashamed.
To make you feel that you should be THE ONE doing IT.
To make you feel bad when you eat your CHICKEN & FRIES when they are eating SALAD.
Cora even brings SALAD at lunch for the both of them!
I am telling you, THEY GET ON MY NERVES!
And the COMPLIMENTS? I could die!
Oh you look good!
Oh look at her!
WOW you look incredible!
Even me I say all that good stuff. And you know WHY?
BECAUSE IT’S TRUE!
CORA, CAROLE, YOU LOOK GREAT!
And I love you.
And Yes, I am jealous but I KNOW it has nothing to do with YOU.
Of course, WHY you did it has nothing to do with me.
YOU DID IT FOR YOURSELF.
And WHY I don’t do it has ALL to do with me.
But your diet reminds me everyday that I don’t know WHY I AM NOT GIVING IT A TRY although I KNOW that I would feel so much better.
Carole, Cora,
YOU GO GIRLS!
This is my thought for the day.
Catherine LG
Ottawa, May 1st, 2009
